Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One…

“Boy meets pig. Boy frames pig as a jewel thief. Boy loses pig, and has all his leather-clad supermodel/cat-burglar sidekicks karate-chopped into submission by pig. It’s practically the world’s oldest story.”

(From the “Inventory” feature at Onion AV Club. The subject was “13 Films With Wildly Mismatched Romantic Pairings,” but the other twelve weren’t as funny, unless you like remembering Bennifer the First.)

About JE

James Enge is the author of the World-Fantasy-Award-nominated novel Blood of Ambrose (Pyr, April 2009). His latest book is The Wide World's End. His short fiction has appeared in Swords and Dark Magic (Harper Collins, 2010), Black Gate, the Stabby-Award-winning anthology Blackguards and elsewhere.
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