This: Mihir Wanchoo of Fantasy Book Critic interviews the oversigned. Herds of untold shocking revelations revealed. No one will be seated during the last fifteen minutes of this interview. Etc.
That: Christian Lacroix files for bankruptcy. My first thought on reading this was, “Sheesh, Edina Monsoon is going to be upset about this.” It was a few seconds before I remembered that she doesn’t actually exist.