Franz Kafka International Airport: not as inviting as it sounds.
Prague’s Franz Kafka International Named World’s Most Alienating Airport
Maybe the weirdest thing about this joke is the cool professionalism with which the story is delivered by Bobbie Battista, a Peabody-Award-winning journalist I remember seeing frequently on the Headline News Network (back when they actually did news). (MTV also played music videos.) (You’ll have to take my word on this stuff, kids: the world was different back then.)
I so didn’t need to know that The Onion does videos…I must try to wipe that from my mind before I spend all day over there.
They had a great one last year featuring the neglected “no values voters” demographic.
Must….not….look….
That’s even better than Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse? Thanks.
–Jeff Stehman
My kids are certainly ready for the apocalypse, at least by that standard. Particularly if it involves rolling around in a glass orb, like in MonkeyBall.