A big volume of Oscar Wilde’s stuff has been my bedside book for a couple days. Here’s a nifty from his essay “The Decay of Lying” (by which he really seems to mean fantasy–if OW ever really can be said to really mean anything at all):
No doubt there will always be critics who, like a certain writer in the Saturday Review, will gravely censure the teller of fairy tales for his defective knowledge of natural history, who will measure imaginative work by their own lack of any imaginative faculty, and will hold up their ink-stained hands in horror if some honest gentleman, who has never been farther than the yew-trees of his own garden, pens a fascinating book of travels like Sir John Mandeville, or, like great Raleigh, writes a whole history of the world, without knowing anything whatsoever about the past. To excuse themselves they will try and shelter under the shield of him who made Prospero the magician, and gave him Caliban and Ariel as his servants, who heard the Tritons blowing their horns round the coral reefs of the Enchanted Isle, and the fairies singing to each other in a wood near Athens, who led the phantom kings in dim procession across the misty Scottish heath, and hid Hecate in a cave with the weird sisters. They will call upon Shakespeare—they always do—and will quote that hackneyed passage forgetting that this unfortunate aphorism about Art holding the mirror up to Nature, is deliberately said by Hamlet in order to convince the bystanders of his absolute insanity in all art-matters.
Oh, excellent quote!
“Oh, excellent quote! Perdition catch my soul but I do love it…”
Othello. Sort of…
Oscar vs. Iago. That would be a battle of dinosaurs.
But they’d have to be giant-sized. They’d have to rage through the city with Oscar throwing flowers and Iago pretending to help him…
…and in the final scene Shelley can show up, fall over some giant roses and shout, “I fall upon the thorns of life! I bleed!”
He’d do better if he “sat upon the shore alone”, damn him!
“Oh, excellent quote!”
Thanks! Just when I’m about to throw the book across the room, something like this comes up and I keep reading.
[edited to add context]