THE SIXTEEN STAGES OF MOVING
1. I want to move.
2. I hate to move.
3. I ought to move.
4. I hate to move.
5. I have to move.
6. Find a place to move to.
7. I will pack up my things. Tomorrow, sometime. Or the day after.
8. Oh. I move tomorrow. I guess it’s time to pack.
9. So. Many. Boxes. Of. Books.
10. I hate to move.
11. How important is a cleaning deposit, anyway?
12. Ow.
13. I hate to move.
14. Moved.
15. I’m glad I moved.
15b. But I am never moving again.
15c. And next time I’ll do it so cunningly that there will be no stress whatsoever.
16. I want to move.
