D adopted a new friend. It’s a little too soon for me, but her canine pal left us almost 2 years ago; she’s been pretty patient.
So: meet Reuben Sandwich, PhD. Dr. Sandwich is five years old. His research interests include food, smells, and squirrels. He is currently on parole for a series of attacks on chickens. His works include A Topology of Smells, It’s Always Snacktime Somewhere, and his controversial prison memoir Why I Hate Chickens and So Can You!, all available on Arfable.com.
