Should Have Been 4 Posts

1. Last Friday was the best Fall-of-Sauron Day ever. No, I can’t talk about it. But someday the world will know, and then it will say, “What is he talking about again?”

2. You know how it is when somebody writes some incredibly dumb thing about your profession and you grit your teeth and say to yourself, “I’ll have to write something in response to that. But first I’ll lie down for a bit,” and then three days pass and then when you get up, someone else has written something about the piece, saving you the trouble, you see, like a good old-fashioned Fall-of-Sauron-Day miracle? That sort of thing? Never happens to me.

3. The Blog Gate has been even more than usually sparky lately, with great pieces on the-book-vs-the-movie (using I Am Number 4 as a test case) by Andrew Zimmerman Jones, Matthew Surridge’s “attempt at an appreciation” of the underappreciated and utterly unhinged R.A. Lafferty. But the most interesting post recently might be the one by web-editrix and verbal wonderworker C.S.E. Cooney on writers’ nights. It’s fascinating to me because it’s so far removed from my writing life, which is solitary as a hermit’s, or was, until people found out I was a hermit. I don’t even have beta readers, really–which puts me in the sub-Dante scale for writer’s sociability. All this is due to accident rather than design, though. (And it wasn’t even my blowtorch, which makes the whole thing–no, maybe that’s too much detail.) Claire’s post is a fascinating map on how to do it different, and better.

4. This is the first year when I was a nominator for both the Hugos and the Nebulas. I don’t know why, but this fills me with avuncular pride for the nominees. The Hugo nods haven’t been announced yet, but I snuck in with a ballot right before the deadline last week. And the avuncular pride is already there, waiting only for the announcement to burst forth like a dead walrus from a luggage compartment.

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Batman Strikes Out, and 2 Pix

I rewatched Batman Returns recently. It’s a visually beautiful movie. It reminded me constantly of an over-the-top production of an opera–an impression helped along by a lushly operatic soundtrack by Danny Elfman. For visual effects CGI can’t rival, the movie has the young Michelle Pfeiffer, frequently in skin-tight rubber, if you like that kind of thing–and Michael Keaton with a collagen-assisted beestung lip, if you like that kind of thing. Every scene is a visual explosion: whether it’s the most spectacular Batsignal-hits-the-sky scene ever filmed, or thugs machine-gunning a Christmas tree, or a hundred cats licking a shattered Selina Kyle as she lies convulsing in an alleyway, or myriads of penguins mounted with rocket-launchers converging on downtown Gotham, or a gigantic rubber duck floating ceremoniously through a dark sewer big enough to be a train-tunnel. Everything is wildly vivid, oversize, Gothic, stylized, intense.

And, apart from that, everything is boring.

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Have a Reely Good St Patrick’s Day

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Thinking…

Springy thoughts in the Great Black Swamp.the Thinker outside Olscamp Hall

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Sorry About This…

… but I’ve decided to close the comments on this blog permanently. It’s not you, reader: it’s the spambots. More than 99% of the comments here are spam, and it seems utterly pointless to spend my time weeding through them.

If you have something to say to me (and you actually exist, and are not a spambot), I’d still like to hear from you: on my LiveJournal, on Twitter, or on Facebook.

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Putting the Just in Adjustment

The Adjustment Bureau, like every third movie out of Hollywood these days, is based on a Philip K. Dick story I haven’t read (in this case “Adjustment Team”). I have to admit that the Great Dickening of our times baffles me a little: I like the PKD I’ve read, and I think The Man in the High Castle is genuinely great. But I never read something by him and say, “I have to rush out and buy and read and reread everything this guy has written NOW NOW NOW RIGHT NOW!” More evidence that the Zeitgeist and I aren’t on speaking terms, I guess. I never really got HPLolatry either.

I had no idea what The Adjustment Bureau was about before I went, and you may prefer to experience it in a similar state (if you haven’t already) so consider this a spoiler warning. But it’s a good movie: not dumb, intriguing, fast-paced, beautifully produced and acted, with something to say on the issue of free will vs. fate. That’s more than we can expect from Transformers 3. (Or Thor, for that matter, with its Norse gods inexplicably mouthing BBC-approved vowels.)

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Hey, Kids! Let’s talk about BLOOD LIBEL!

Blood libel has been in the news lately because of its unfortunate use by Sarah Palin, apostle to the Mama Grizzlies. The unexpected benefit from this has been an outburst of history in news outlets that don’t normally contemplate the existence of anything more ancient than Lady Gaga’s meat dress. One really interesting story was this one at Salon.com. My only complaint about it, and others, is that it doesn’t go far back enough. The blood libel predates the Middle Ages–predates Christianity, in fact.

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We Interrupt This Lack of Message…

… to wish a merry Christmas to those who celebrate, a great weekend to all.

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Three (?) Things

Thing 1. I’ve been sneaking back into blogging by bookblogging a little bit. My latest effort is a review of Bujold’s Cryoburn at the Blog Gate. And a whilish while ago I posted some babble about Cabell at the same site.

Thing 2. I suppose that’s actually two things, which would make this actually Thing 3. But never mind. The Wolf Age is now out, in print form in bookstores and as Kindling.

Thing X+1. Spam comments to my blog these days are dense with links promising inter-racial pron. It makes me a little sad. That taboo is so old-fashioned, so outworn–almost quaint. Step it up, spam-bots! You can do better if you try.

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The One and Only Twain

Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol. 1Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol. 1 by Mark Twain

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

This is not Twain’s greatest work, and a lot of it has seen the light of day before. But earlier editions distorted the book in two ways, one of which Twain intended and the other he didn’t.

Whereas this edition proposes to publish the complete text of Twain autobiographical writings in three volumes (and online at http://www.marktwainproject.org), earlier editions left a lot of the text out. That would have been fine with Twain: he envisioned a series of editions after his death, each successive one being more complete. He was particularly interested in having earlier editors suppress elements of the book that might pain those still living after his death, and he tossed a bunch of newspaper clippings into the book, on the (justified) premise that 100 years or more later, some of the figures and events he was talking about would have become obscure.

On the other hand, earlier editions (like Neider’s 1959, which is the one I’d seen before) went against Twain’s intentions by imposing a chronological order on his reminiscences. Twain’s great plan for an autobiography was to free-associate while dictating, so that he would talk about present and past events mixed up together.

So this, in its completeness and its chaotic pattern, is the book Twain intended to write, and is worth reading for that reason alone. The planless plan, which would have spelled boring jumbled doom if it was followed by a less-gifted talker, really does work for Twain. If the current page is a little dull, Twain probably knows it and is planning to change course with another story, a wisecrack, a savage political observation–something.

For me, standout sections of this book include Twain’s discussion of his brother Orion, who seems to have been bipolar, and Twain’s account of how he patiently and gently corrected an overzealous editor. (This story has appeared elsewhere but never in full.) But there is a lot else here, including a sort of 19th century Paris Hilton–a woman who was famous simply for being famous. That story made me feel better about our crappy media culture–apparently it’s always been crappy, ever since the invention of mass media.

Twain completists will want this volume. Others may want to sample it online before they take the plunge.

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