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Posted on April 29, 2023 by JE

“As a pallette cleanser—”

“Palate.”

“As a pallet cleanser—”

“Palate.”

“As a plate cleanser—”

“Palate. Like, in your mouth.”

“I DO NOT HAVE A PALLET IN MY MOUTH!”

“‘Forget / we ever met.’”

About JE

James Enge is the author of the World-Fantasy-Award-nominated novel Blood of Ambrose (Pyr, April 2009). His latest book is The Wide World's End. His short fiction has appeared in Black Gate, Tales from the Magician's Skull, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction and elsewhere.
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